Fallout

I stopped waking up before 9-something. Which is the time I'm supposed to be at work. When I get my life back in order, this thing will continue. Trust me, Josh Elliott drops some double-faceplam GEMS on a daily basis. If each show wasn't live, I'd just start recording the show in the mornings.

#6

"...the departed all-American Australia [SIC]"

referring to Patrick Mills leaving Saint Mary's College

Sorry for the Layoff

I've been busy.

#5

the idea that Josh Elliot can go around and criticize Merill Hodge for his praise of the Patriots for going for it on 4th down. Then proceeding to act as if that decision could compete amongst the worst decisions in the history of football.

#4

"If you want to call it a drive...it's more like a 'we'll take the car around the corner and bring it right back.'"

(referring to the quick Colts drive against the Miami Dolphins)

#3

He just called the Rockies, "the idle Rock Pile."

#2

Justin Tuck beat Flozell Adams like a drum. Well the drum takes revenge.

Josh Elliott, referring to Justin Tuck being tripped in the Cowboys / Giants game.

How does a drum take revenge? Fail.

It should be noted that in the 45 minutes or so that I watched, Merrill Hodge was on and prevented Josh from spouting off something stupid. So, Hodge, I salute you.

Note: Hannah Storm and Josh Elliott call Merrill Hodge, "Hodgey," which is strikingly similar to "haji" which coincidentally means someone who has made the trip to Mecca, but is also American Serviceman slang for a person of Arabic descent.