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Justin Tuck beat Flozell Adams like a drum. Well the drum takes revenge.

Josh Elliott, referring to Justin Tuck being tripped in the Cowboys / Giants game.

How does a drum take revenge? Fail.

It should be noted that in the 45 minutes or so that I watched, Merrill Hodge was on and prevented Josh from spouting off something stupid. So, Hodge, I salute you.

Note: Hannah Storm and Josh Elliott call Merrill Hodge, "Hodgey," which is strikingly similar to "haji" which coincidentally means someone who has made the trip to Mecca, but is also American Serviceman slang for a person of Arabic descent.